Martha Stewart is about to launch yet another new magazine. Blueprint supposedly will have you “design your life.” Why do I envision a bunch of Stepford Wives with bad, blond haircuts? (My Mun always wonders why Martha, with all her money, has such bad haircuts.)

Of course, I had to write away for my free premier issue…. Like there wasn’t enough pressure before – now I’m actually going to have to design my life! I need a nap.